Hubby's birthday
- Me: What do you want for your birthday?
- Him: Nothing.
- Me: ::evil glare::
- Him: I have everything.
- Me: Well, what's that got to do with it?
- Him: There is one thing.
- Me: What?
- Him: An ereader.
- Me: Ooh. Cool.
- Him: One that talks to me.
- Me: You can't have it.
- Him: What?
- Me: The new Kindle, you can't have it.
- Him: Why? I thought you said you'd bought from The States before.
- Me: I have. That's not the issue. You can't have one because I don't have one.
- Him: WHAT?
- Me: Them's the rules.
- Him: What rules.
- Me: The ones I'm discovering every day.
- Him: Making up as you go along you mean.
- Me: Irrelevent. You can't have one because I don't have one.
- Him: Irrelevent to you. That's not the one I want anyway.
- Me: Well what one DO you want?
- Him: The iLiad 1000S.
- Me: Don't want much, do you?
- Him: You asked.
- Me: Huh!
