You just can't get a 14 year old to play along properly.
- Me: When I come to the end of each line, I want you to say, "pea soup". OK?
- 14: ::sigh:: OK.
- Me: I woke up this morning and for breakfast I had ...
- 14: ::sigh:: Pea soup.
- Me: At lunchtime I was hungry and had a big bowl of ...
- 14: ::sigh:: ::long look:: Pea soup.
- Me: At 8 pm I was hungry again and had some more ...
- 14: ::mutter, mutter:: Pea. Soup.
- Me: I was up all night and what did I do?
- 14: POO.
